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25

Apr

Why would anyone ever take character creation seriously on this game?
I’m Shitbag the Dickhead.
I’m naked.
My skin glows.
And dat face.
Your argument is invalid.

Why would anyone ever take character creation seriously on this game?

I’m Shitbag the Dickhead.

I’m naked.

My skin glows.

And dat face.

Your argument is invalid.

15

Apr

>Oblivion
>last quest for the Thieves’ Guild
>extremely lengthy quest
>required: bow, special arrow, and enough supplies for forever
>archer character, already have bow
>playing through ridiculously long dungeon with no hope of returning where I came because I’ll get caught by guards
>so many enemies, so using my bow a lot
>get through most of the dungeon, just before I need to use the special arrow
>bow breaks on a skeleton
>kill me please

29

Mar

Challenge over the next few weeks:
Design a quest mod on Oblivion in which you meet my friend known as Poris and go on an adventure with him.
This is going to be wonderful. <3

Challenge over the next few weeks:

Design a quest mod on Oblivion in which you meet my friend known as Poris and go on an adventure with him.

This is going to be wonderful. <3