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08

May

The Pokémon trainer battle theme is now my ringtone and even though I am terribly awkward with phone calls, I want everyone in the world to call me.

19

Apr

Paying £14/month for phone insurance on a Nokia Lumia 800

Covers all damage, accidental or not, fraud, theft etc., excess is £60.

Considering cancelling it for the extra money per month, would anyone be willing to share their opinions on whether they think I should stick with the plan given its benefits? Please? <3

07

Apr

Speakers:
WHOA WHOA WHOA BEEPITY BEEP YOU'RE GETTING A TEXT BRO
Me:
*picks up phone eagerly*
Phone:
lolno I'm just messin
Me:
*throws phone out of window*